#Thor…your unfinished business is quite large in comparison to Hawkeye’s #You should let Hawkeye among others to go first #It’s only fair#It’s like letting a person with 1 to 3 items go ahead of you at the checkout when you’ve got a big cart full of stuff #When you get home and Loki’s all settled in his…well…wherever they’re gonna put him #then you can talk it out with your bro mmkay?
#lestrade is all: this is a drugs bust #if it’s not drugs or evidence i don’t fucking care #eyeballs arent my division #neither are microwaves #coffee is my division #doughnuts are my division #sherlock’s delicious fucking ass is my division #you can bounce a quarter off that ass #yeah i want that division #my division #gimme dat assvision #twerk it sherlock #t w e r k it
I laughed so fucking hard at that tag. And then I cried.
#harry in that last one #”oh look at this pretty curtain i like the way it moves what sort of fabric is that?” #”oh ugh cormac how unclassy of you i can’t even look at you even this curtain has more class than you”

